Saturday, October 27, 2012

Niles's Dating Prerequisite...

have an old song with her name as the title...

"I made her pull her eyelashes out while I jerked it to Harry Chapin songs. Bitch shoulda married me!"
 - Niles Hirschi


"Her teeth were so straight and those freckles! I busted a Nillwad in my hand!"
- Niles Hirschi

"Zach, you spent New years Eve alone? What a faggot! I was with a hot asian chick!"
- Niles Hirschi

"We role play "Clarissa Explains it All". It gets pretty TV MA"
- Niles Hirschi

1 comment:

  1. Where you come up with these ideas I'll never know. Although Niles is a lot of material to work with. I thank you for attributing each quote to him just to make sure I knew who said it.